8:12 am - Random bullshit
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<form action="http://hutta.com/lj/gender"><table><tr bgcolor="#34C2E6"><td align="center"><font color="#000000">My journal says I'm 50% masculine.</font></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><font size="-2">What does your LJ writing style say about your gender?<br></font><select name="class"><option value="users">Username</option><option value="community" >Community</option></select><input type="text" name="username" value="Enderandrew"><input type="submit" value="Guess your gender."></td></tr><tr><td align="left"><a href="http://hutta.com/lj/gender/">LJ Gender Tool</a> by <lj user="hutta"></td></tr></table></form>
<div style="width: 400; text-align: center; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;"><p style="margin-right: 0; margin-left: 0; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #7F0000;"><b>Rednecks</b><br>Circle I Limbo</p><p style="margin-right: 10; margin-left: 10; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #8F0000;"><b>PETA Members, General asshats</b><br>Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind</p><p style="margin-right: 20; margin-left: 20; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #9F0000;"><b>Bill Gates</b><br>Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow</p><p style="margin-right: 30; margin-left: 30; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #AF0000;"><b>Scientologists</b><br>Circle IV Rolling Weights</p><p style="margin-right: 40; margin-left: 40; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #BF0000;"><b>The Pope</b><br>Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled</p><p style="border-style: solid none; border-color: black; background: white; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0;">River Styx</p><p style="margin-right: 50; margin-left: 50; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #CF0000;"><b>Jen Seitelbach, The New York Yankees</b><br>Circle VI Buried for Eternity</p><p style="border-style: solid none; border-color: black; background: white; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0;">River Phlegyas</p><p style="margin-right: 60; margin-left: 60; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #DF0000;"><b>Bill Clinton</b><br>Circle VII Burning Sands</p><p style="margin-right: 70; margin-left: 70; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #EF0000;"><b>Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein</b><br>Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement</p><p style="margin-right: 80; margin-left: 80; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; background: #FF0000;"><b>Gary Coleman</b><br>Circle IX Frozen in Ice</p><p><a href="http://www.gaydeceiver.com/misc/hell/" style="color: red;">Design your own hell</a></p></div>
<form action="http://grahame.angrygoats.net/lj-haiku/index.py" method="post"><table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"><tr><td align="left" colspan="2" bgcolor="#303088"><font color="#FFFFFF"><b>LiveJournal Haiku!</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#303088"><font color="#FFFFFF">Your name:</font></td><td align="right" bgcolor="#DDDDAA"><font color="#303088">enderandrew</font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#303088"><font color="#FFFFFF">Your haiku:</font></td><td align="right" bgcolor="#DDDDAA"><font color="#303088">two quizzes today!check<br/>them first i don't even have<br/>the bad boy set up</font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#303088"><font color="#FFFFFF">Username:</font></td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"><input type="text" name="haiku_username" value="ENTER USERNAME"></td></tr> <tr><td bgcolor="#303088" align="center" colspan="2"><input type="submit" value="What's my Haiku?"></td></tr><tr><td align="center" colspan="2"><font size="-1"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/grahame/">Created by <img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" style='vertical-align:bottom;border:0;'>Grahame</a></font></td></tr></table></form>
<center> <lj-raw> <table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="375"> <tr> <td align="center"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#000000" width="100%"> <tr> <td> <table border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="10" width="100%"> <tr> <td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" align="center"><div style="text-align: center !IMPORTANT; line-height: normal !IMPORTANT;"><span style="color: #808080; font-weight: bold;font-size: 40px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular">LiveJournal</span><br><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 30px; font-style: italic; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; position: relative; top: -30px; left: 10px;">Trading Cards</span><br><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: normal; font-style: italic; font-size: 15px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; position: relative; top: -30px; text-align: center;">Free Account Edition</span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" align="center"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="10" width="100%"> <tr> <td valign="middle" align="center"><img src="http://userpic.livejournal.com/8580572/1480123" alt="" border=1></td> <td valign="middle" align="left"><lj user="Enderandrew"><br> <div style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;">User Number: <span style="font-weight: normal;">1480123</span><br> Date Created:<span style="font-weight: normal;">2003-11-22</span><br> Number of Posts: <span style="font-weight: normal;">6</span></div> <p></p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span style="color: #000000; font-style: italic; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;">T. J. fashions himself humorous, and on a good day he is. He is the result of years of shock therapy.</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;">Strengths: <span style="font-weight: normal;">Strong willed, passionate, intelligent, witty</span></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;">Weaknesses: <span style="font-weight: normal;">Easily slips into geek mode</span></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;">Special Skills: <span style="font-weight: normal;">Gives good head, can cook fairly well, good with comps, half-way decent writer</span></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;">Weapons: <span style="font-weight: normal;">Puns, and bondage gear</span></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;">Quote: <span style="font-weight: normal;">Nihilism Makes Me Smile</span></span></td> </tr> </table> <p></p> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table><br><a href="http://www.apeiros.com/lj/cards.html"> Make your own LiveJournal Trading Card!</a><br> Brought to you by <lj user="Crossfire_"> </lj-raw> </center>
<center> <lj-raw> <table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="375"> <tr> <td align="center"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#006600" width="100%"> <tr> <td> <table border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="10" width="100%"> <tr> <td bgcolor="#99cc99" align="center"><div style="text-align: center !IMPORTANT; line- height: normal !IMPORTANT;"><span style="color: #808080; font-weight: bold;font-size: 40px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular">LiveJournal</span><br><span style="color: #006633; font-weight: bold; font-size: 30px; font-style: italic; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; position: relative; top: -30px; left: 10px;">Tarot Cards</span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#99cc99" align="center"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="10" width="100%"> <tr> <td valign="middle" align="center"><img src="http://userpic.livejournal.com/8580576/1480123" alt="" border=1></td> <td valign="middle" align="left"> <span style="color: #000000"> <span style="font-size: 20px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular;"> Wand</span><br><lj user="Enderandrew"></span> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span style="color: #000000; font-style: italic; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;">A devious little T. J. beast sits in his own private world. He fancies himself a dragon, but he is more the illegitimate offspring of a satyr and a leprachaun.</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;">Divinatory Meanings: <span style="font-weight: normal;">It is a card of deviance, jest, debauchery. He signifies hedonism, humor and insanity.</span></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;">Reversed: <span style="font-weight: normal;">Structured chaos, and peanut butter, Definately peanut butter.</span></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; text-align: left !IMPORTANT;">Element: <span style="font-weight: normal;">As a Triple Aries and a Wand, he is a fire sign, if you couldn't figure that out by the picture.</span></span></td> </tr> </table> <p></p> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table><br><a href="http://www.apeiros.com/lj/cards.html"> Make your own LiveJournal Tarot Card!</a><br> Brought to you by <lj user="Crossfire_"> </lj-raw> </center>
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current mood: tired current music: Stabbing Westward
Enderandrew's House (NBC, 7:00): Enderandrew (Phil Hartman) thinks maliburumbarbie (Elijah Wood) is a Martian. The week after, new_shit (Jack Benny) discovers that zionist (Oprah Winfrey) is taking the Coriolis effect lessons. Meanwhile, i (Nicholas Brendon) buys jackcrackerjill (Rachel Weisz)'s old couch. At the same time, someday (Jon Voight) finds a notebook in undecided (Cab Calloway)'s sock drawer. Zany antics follow.
You are the protector. The leader of the pack, and would sacrifice short of nothing to protect those around you...and even perhaps, sacrifice for those you like not at all. You're kind is scarce, and though you may be noble, there is also a vain part to you too. Try to overcome that, for only then willl acheive full peice, prosperity, and respect.
You are anything but evil...you're a compassionate, loving person who would give the clothes off your back to a firend in need. Keep on being wonderful, and kind, our world suffers from the lack of such people as you.
6:05 am - Journal
I'm working on coding, broken links, and graphics for the journal at the moment. I plan on doing some writting in a bit. I really had a lot to update the world on since I haven't really used the journal.
Grr...more to come today, I promise!
current mood: awake current music: David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans